It’s Monday, it’s threatening rain and the weekend is nothing but a dim light at the end of a long arduous tunnel. So to cheer you up, we run down the top five reasons we love the former rugby star turned straight ally, Ben Cohen…

1. He’s got that cocky, self-confident eye wink down to a T.

2. He works out. He’d be able to protect if you ever ran into a spot of trouble.

3. That smile. *swoons*

4. His extremely impressive bulge underwear collection.

5. He can take a squirt to the face.