Ah Easter, a special time to surround yourself with friends and family, eat chocolate, pick out some pastel clothes and go pick tulips, maybe even go to mass. Or you could scroll down and enjoy photos of butts painted as Easter eggs. If you’ve gotten this far, it’s pretty clear which decision you’ve made. And you probably want us to stop talking and get to the butts, right?

Buzzfeed teamed up with artist Taylor Miller to create a series of pictures celebrating…sorry, what were we saying? We got distracted.

It must be a religious holiday because we feel blessed by these globes.

Nothing screams ‘Happy Easter!’ more than a perky chick and a cute bunny. Painted on someone’s bum.

For the classier connoisseur of naked flesh, how about this tasteful rendering of roses? Watch out for thorns!

Legendary queer artist Keith Haring made a huge global impact with his work. His iconic images have featured on murals, t-shirts. And now an Easter egg on a butt.

If you want to be hip, you have stay up to date with the latest trends. Why not try painting an emoji egg on your backside?

The perfect day-glo egg which you can enjoy in a darkened room. Or any dark room, really.

If you simply can’t decide which basket to choose from, spoil yourself, have both. It’s a holy day.

If the room is feeling hot all of a sudden, put your eggs somewhere cool so they don’t melt. Get cracking!

Now that you’ve somehow gotten through all of those photos, it’s time to get back to real life. If you rush, you still might make it to that mass we were talking about earlier!

Or you can click into this article for more photos of butts. CELEBRITY butts. No need to thank us.