Ellen Degeneres is all about the parody video, there aren’t many who do it better. This time 50 Shades of Grey got the Ellen parody treatment and it didn’t disappoint.

Yesterday, The Ellen Degeneres Show revealed the video, with Ellen in the part of the female lead, Anastasia Steele. The faux trailer showcases purposeful eye contact, awkward acting and misdirected moodiness – just like the real trailer.

If there is anything that would make me watch that film, it’s Ellen’s presence. I will be forever disappointed that this is just a parody.

Watch below: