With the film adaptation of ‘50 Shades of Grey’ shattering box office records, MTV rounded up some of their favourite celebrities to read lines from the book, including Stephen Fry, Sophie Turner, and Sean Bean.

With some of the worst writing this side of an inept Twitter user, you can imagine the entertainment value of having epic voices like Stephen Fry and Sean Bean attempt to make the terrible dialogue work.

Surprisingly, or maybe not, Geordie Shore‘s Gaz Beadle really makes it work, while the voices of your beloved childhood cartoon characters may ruin some fond memories forever.

Holy cow!

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