People‘s 2014 Sexiest Man Alive is the hunk o’muscle that is Chris Hemsworth.
In celebration, and because we are really nice to you, here are his finest moments.
1. Home and Away (2004-2007)
Luckily for Chris, most people forgot his role of Kim in the long-running Australian soap but we’re sure you will all appreciate his recurring toplessness and constant surfing.
2. Star Trek (2009)
Only in the beginning for a few short minutes, Chris managed to out-sex his grown up son, Chris Pine. *heavy breathing*
3. Thor (2011)
You can’t say that your interested wasn’t piqued when you saw Chris as the perfect God of Thunder. Go on, swing that hammer.
4. The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
Who doesn’t like a man all rough and ready, with mud in his hair? Part of the love-it-or-hate-it film of the year, The Cabin in the Woods, Chris was looking all sweaty and just how you’d want him.
5. The Avengers (2012)
Sure, he’s playing Thor again, but he looks different, right? So another gratuitous image belongs here, we’re sure you’ll agree.
6. Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
The beau Chris was really in demand two years ago, and it’s no wonder. More mucky fighting and stringy hair. He could even save Kristen Stewart’s acting, or lack thereof.
7. Rush (2013)
Starring in the racing biopic of James Hunt and Niki Lauda, this great film revealed Chris’ bare butt for the world to see.
8. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
a scene not necessarily needed to advance the story but, you know, it’s needed for other things…
9. In the Heart of the Sea (2015)
An action movie from Ron Howard – who directed Rush – will pit Chris and co against Moby Dick. So, you know, he’s gonna be all wet and stuff. It will be released in March 2015.
10. The Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
(Can you tell yet that we like The Avengers?) The teaser trailer for the latest Marvel instalment was released last month and, well, Chris looks just as fine as you would expect.
Bonus Chris Evans for your viewing pleasure.
Some extra sexy moments because it’s midweek and you need something to get you to the weekend.
Behind the scenes of his People Magazine photoshoot
In a tuxedo, because a man isn’t complete unless he can pull one of these off… Or you can pull it off for him.
Bonus bonus Chris Evans, sure why not?
Shirtless and wet. Grand.
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