Lady Gaga checks into the Hotel, in a new painfully short teaser for American Horror Story season five.

Here you go, Little Monsters. Ryan Murphy has unveiled the first teaser clip for the highly anticipated next season of his anthology series American Horror Story.

Nothing is known about Gaga’s character except that fashion will be a huge part of it, and she (sadly) won’t have any singing moments on the show.

What we do know? Sarah Paulson will play ‘Hypodermic Sally’, Evan Peters is ‘Mr. March’, Kathy Bates is ‘Iris’ and newcomer Matt Bomer is ‘Donovan’. All of the above are evil.

AHS will return this October.