The third season of ‘Orange Is The New Black’ is here! We decided to take a trip down memory lane and appreciate the 12 hottest sex scenes of the first two seasons.

1. Piper and Alex – Shower

Holy Moses, we’ll need a cold one of these to get over this scene. From the outset, it was clear that Piper and Alex have some smoking hot chemistry.

2. Nicky and Randomer

More bathroom sex, maybe it’s something sensual for these ladies? Who knows.

3. Nicky and Alex

A Christmas poster is hella arousing, so why not use it to cover your antics?

4. Nicky and Lorna

MORE showering. Lawd, maybe it’s the privacy (though it’s not much), maybe it’s the fresh lemony scent, or maybe it’s the stray pubes in the drain, for whatever reason the showers are the place OITNB lesbians want to be.

5. Piper and Alex

In the chapel – OITNB is nothing without some chapel action – the first present-time encounter between the girlos is both blasphemous and hot as hell.

6. Nicky and Soso

Graphic and wondrous, Nichols just loves going down town, right? And she actually manages to stop Soso from talking – win/win.

7. Piper and Alex… Again

Pre-prison Piper and Alex showed Alex’s prowess under the sheets, and discussed Piper’s particular unfamiliarity with that… It ends with a fight, like all good sexual encounters… Right?

8. Nicky and Lorna

In the chapel, Lorna certainly found Jesus when Nicky was going down on her. Sure, wouldn’t we all? We bet she knows what she is doing.

9. Piper and Alex

Piper is so goddamn awkward sometimes we wonder how she managed to pull Alex. But alas some things cannot be explained.

10. Poussey and her girlfriend

In the last season of OITNB, Poussey’s character was developed and we managed to see a more tender side to the feisty character. After some disastrous scissoring, the two manage to have a sweet encounter.

11. Piper and Alex

The two girls in the closet… literally, of course, not figuratively. Alex gives Piper a treat that leaves her unable to control her volume… “Shh, show, don’t tell.”

12. And finally, Piper and Alex again.

One of the best flashback scenes in the entire series to date. Alex and Piper run into each other at a bar while waiting for the bathroom and things get a little heated.

But, remember, if OITNB has taught us anything, it is this…