…Anus. It happened – gay porn actor Bruno Knight finally put something up his ass that wasn’t comfortable – or legal.

Knight, whose real name is Philip Gizzie, was planning to travel from Los Angeles’ LAX airport to London, with half a pound of crystal meth buried in his lower region.

Acting on a tip from the DEA, Customs and Border Protection officers stopped and questioned the Men at Play star as he attempted to board the Virgin Atlantic flight. A source at LAX said that Knight had only been in Los Angeles for a few days with his partner Alister McAlister, had no checked luggage and was “moving erratically and sweating profusely”.

The British native had been partying with male friends in North Hollywood, and made several self-incriminating statements in the LAX holding room where he was escorted for questioning – including telling officers that he had taken a cocktail of cocaine, crystal methamphetamine, GHB and marijuana.

Knight eventually admitted to having inserted “three large objects containing meth” into his anus, before complaining of losing bowel control and defecating two of the objects containing crystal meth. He was later taken to Centinela hospital in Inglewood, CA, where he eventually dispelled a third meth-filled object. Knight is presently being held at Los Angeles Metropolitan Detention Centre, a federal prison.

He’s waived his right to a preliminary hearing, which might suggest he’s headed straight for trial. Let’s hope Knight’s ass gets some well-earned rest and recovery during his stay in prison.