The Queens Of Comedy Tour hits The Olympia Theatre on Thursday, August 31 and it’s no exageration to say that the tickets for this are going to FLY out the door, so get on it quick.

All of the best drags will be there, including hostess Bianca Del Rio, featuring Alyssa Edwards, Katya, Bendelacreme and Charlie Hides.

So, with that in mind here’s some comedy realness from the gals to get you in the mood!

Katya Zamolodchikova

“In Russia death and sex are the same. Cold, wet, dark and painful.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TQkkhR2cg0

Bianca Del Rio

“I’m clown realness.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgpuyGdesd8

Alyssa Edwards

“Get a grip, get a life and get over it.”

Bendelacreme

“And here I thought gays weren’t allowed in the scouts!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DFYLmpPUog

Charlie Hides

“Sometimes my lips get in the way when I’m singing.”