The controversial dress that made most of the internet lose its collective mind last week has inspired its own gay erotic fan fiction.

The blue/black or white/gold dress has inspired the awesomely-named Chuck Tingle to write a 4000 word story about a gay man’s search for his perfect partner – only to end up having sex with a dress.

The book, titled Pounded by the Gay Colour Changing Dress, is already on Amazon and has received four 5-star reviews.

Tingle – who calls his stories ‘tinglers’ – revealed that his stories usually contain dinosaurs and unicorns who have sex with humans. Of course.

brand new# hard hitting news tingler about the #dress thats black and blue #or maybe white and gold? thanks http://t.co/0UzvevB2DS

— Chuck The Tingler (@ChuckTingle) February 28, 2015

However, Tingle has written this tale, described on Amazon as:

Kent is a man with a problem, floundering in the gay dating scene as he looks for something that doesn’t seem to exist, a man who is wild, adventurous and rugged while still being smart, gentle and sophisticated.

Just when Kent is certain that he’ll never find the best of both worlds, he meets Channing, a living gay dress who is famous online for appearing black and blue to some, and gold and white to others.

It’s not long before Channing shows Kent that it’s all about perspective, in a hardcore gay love affair that will reveal once and for all just what color the dress really is.

This erotic tale is 4,400 words of sizzling human on gay dress action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and color changing dress love.

The author said:

“Drank a lot of choclate [sic] milk to keep me awake, then in the morning my son helped me edit and I published it that day after I got back from Tae Kwon Do.”

Yes, his son. And just what did his son edit? Read an excerpt below:

Read an excerpt below:

“I let out a low moan as the two of us embrace each other passionately, our lips meeting as we kiss before the massive bay windows. The dress feels incredible, everything that I could have wanted from such a strange, but powerful figure. Suddenly, I’m overwhelmed with a gay, lustful urge.”