The world’s sexiest bakery is coming to Dublin! La Putaria, imagined by Rob Kramer who also came up with the first-ever Smart Bakery in the Irish capital, specialises in intricately crafted suggestive confections. 

Everything from detailed phallic delights to exquisitely designed vaginal wonders can be enjoyed with different toppings of your choice. In more good news, the product range in Dublin will offer some surprises that are currently unavailable at other locations, such as exotic-shaped ice creams and hot minis (cute mini versions of the current waffle range).

After the first bakery opened in Lisbon, the store became an instant sensation with hour-long queues of customers and up to 10 million views on TikTok.

When the brand expanded and opened shops in Brazil, success followed promptly, but with the growing popularity, the government also took notice of the “vulgar” business idea and attempted to shut it down.

Under the motto, “Who cares if people are buying waffle-shaped d*cks?” fans rallied behind the brand, which changed its local outdoor signs to say “La Censura” – a defiant symbol of resistance against attacks on expression and creativity. In the end, the attempts to shut the bakery down were not successful.

A similar situation has unfolded in Rome, Italy, where the brand is trending online for the same reasons. “The controversies actually helped boost our sales, as more people became aware of our brand and wanted to see what it’s all about,” stated the owners.

 

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With a design that is promised to “definitely be a wow experience and Instagrammable” the bakery will try to create an immersive in-store experience that will feature Dublin-specific designs. 

La Putaria is set to open in the heart of the city centre, with the specific location to be revealed on the business’s Instagram and TikTok channels in the coming days.